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Most awful lines ever received.
Posted On 07/21/2009 20:26:44 by sarahsmeth

A friend and I were talking about all the crazy lines people come up with to break the ice.  I know i've received my share of obnoxious lines.  Just to get the ball rolling here... I was at a park walking with my friends to the tennis courts and this guy who wasn't badlooking came up to us and whistled then looked at my friend and said "Oh man, baby!!! God answered my prayers when I asked for gift of beauty!" then he looks at me and says "Girl, I don't mind falling from the grace of God if you were by my side."  (note to guys don't double attack when the girls are nxt to each other.... DUH!)   So, what's the worst line you have received or heard of ? 

 



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From: Tee_Bird
07/28/2009 09:57:52

How do you know what he was telling you wasn't true?  I mean he might like your perspiration yes?  Me too I sometime like the smell of a woman sweat.....   I guess you had just given me the clue...you said "HE" which mean ...hey we just be friend right...lolz.


That was a good line that he used on you.

From: sarahsmeth
07/28/2009 09:02:05

Teebird, this is what i received yesterday.   You must be wearing some kind of love potion, since i find you scent so irrisistible and intoxicating.   Since it was 100 degrees yesterday all he smelled was me perspiring and wanting to vomit. 



From: Tee_Bird
07/28/2009 08:56:53
You mean those lines there didn't work on you?....stop playing I know they at least tinkle you a little bit right?...yeah see.

I got some more if those did do it for you......they did for others but I guess you are a hardcore kind of gal huh?


From: sarahsmeth
07/28/2009 08:05:56

Teebird, you actually attracted girls with these lines.  I can't believe they worked! 



From: Tee_Bird
07/28/2009 03:43:02
Hmmmm how about :"uhh I've seem to forget my phone number can I get your number instead?"

"I hope you know CPR cuz you just take my breath away"

"Do you have a sun burn or you always look this HOT?"

"Do you have a bandaid because I just scraped my knees falling for you."


From: sarahsmeth
07/27/2009 19:29:26

That was good. 



From: rathegreatest
07/27/2009 19:25:06

I had girls coming up to me saying " your parent must be an ass to you, cause your the shit" lol..

From: sarahsmeth
07/24/2009 08:52:19

Sure, gimme your best ones

From: Tee_Bird
07/24/2009 05:34:19

I don't get lines...I give lines...you want to hear some?

From: SnguonMealea
07/22/2009 20:07:48

Yeah, he's right, you probably should put it in a forum. Silly! Hmmm, one of these days I'll come up with the best pick-up line ever, just for you!



From: KSaron
07/22/2009 03:31:54

you should post a thread instead of on here.

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